Big, black, and beautiful, that's what they say about me. And it's no wonder they say that when you as fabulous as I am! Hey, baby, my name's Mz Diamond, and I got some fantastic news for you. There ain't never been and won't never be another ebony phone sex bitch like me. You better be glad to hear it, too, 'cause there ain't no way you could handle two of us!

All right, now I know y'all want to hear a li'l more about me. I'm a kinda experienced lady, if y'all know what I mean. And I got them curves I know y'all love in all the right places. That come from eating all them pinto beans and cornbread down there at my Mama house in the country, where I come from. Mmm-hmm.

But I stay in Atlanta now with my new man. He got a lot of money, but with his job, he stay gone all the time, and that ain't no fun for me. I don't know too many folks here, so I pretty much just stay inside in this nice house he got and get all worked up thinking about the nasty things I love to do. That's why I love me some phone sex. I get to stay at home and talk dirty to all y'all crazy-ass white boys all the time.

Now, one thing y'all need to know about Mz Diamond. I ain't never said no to nothing. I've heard a lot kinky shit in my time, and it all does something for me in one way or nother. So forget anything like limits or taboos or whatever. I'll try anything once, even if I ain't never heard of it before! You can tell Mz Diamond all y'all's crazy, kinky fantasies, and she'll give it to y'all right, even if you may have to educate her country ass a li'l bit beforehand.

Aight, baby, now that you know a li'l bit about me, you gotta pick up the phone and call me. Ask for Mz Diamond, the phone ho that never say no.