This is something I can’t tell my cheap phone sex and MILF friends, but I wonder if they think the same way I do. You teach your boys everything about life except one topic. Bicycles, math problems, making the bed… then comes the time for the birds and the bees. And you’re supposed to be dry and clinical, because god forbid you actually admit to a kid that sex feels good. You teach them about safe sex, but not about how to have an orgasm.
They’re going to be out there having potentially disastrous sex, being humiliated by girls, fumbling, getting stuff wrong, and the only way to get those things right is through experience. Being a good Mommy means making sure they know everything, except how to have a great sex life.
Sometimes I think it’s not fair.
But I’m your Phone Sex Auntie, Auntie Bianca. I’m not restricted by that. I can teach you about sex, to truly mother and coach you, and ensure that the girls of the world are getting a real prize when I send you out there to them. I’ll teach you how to have an orgasm and how to put it off. I’ll show you what a woman likes, and the different things to try with her. I’ll teach you new positions and pillow talk afterwards.
I’ll never laugh at you. You can ask your alternative phone sex mommy anything. You know I’ll always be honest with you, and by the time this phone sex nanny is done with you, you’ll be the ladykiller you were always meant to be. Then you can come back to Auntie Bianca, engage in some steamy hot mommy phone sex and show her what you’ve learned!
Who’s ready for their first lesson with their hot phone sex MILF? Who’ss ready to take on the teachings of this phone sex teacher and be my little sex education student?
Call 1-888-662-6482 and tell them you want to try to satisfy Bianca
I hope you are up for the challange!
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