I think I’m going to build the First Church of the Big Dick Fetishists. Seriously. And I’ll be like the Pope, but female and able to have sex. In fact, I’d insist on it for my entire congregation! All the women will be saved by the discovery of their love for big cock fetishes in their lives, and the men will worship too, so we can watch a little guy-on-guy cuckold cock worship action.
I’d be all, “We are gathered here today to give witness to glory of the creation of big fat cock.” And then like a row of big black cock would line up at the altar and we’d have communion, with everyone on their knees while that BBC shot loads of cum on their tongue and ALWAYS swallowing. Holy hell, that’s hot. And then we’d sing.
I’m thinking services should be twice a week. We could pass around a plate and the little dick fetish boys would have to contribute to keeping the church going, because what else are they good for? Oh! And for confession they could totally suck on the smallest strap-ons ever made, just so they know what we have to deal with when we get little dicks in our faces and are expected to make them pop. Yes! That’s it, we torment the little cuckold boys with strap-on play and teach them a lesson about what they have made us good, teeny peen fearing, size queen women have to deal with.
And then, I’d read some scripture, probably something from Penthouse, maybe have some women (and pantyboys!) testify about how Big Dick changed their lives forever. And then we’d sing again.
And as the congregation filters out, phone numbers will be exchanged. These phone numbers are being exchanged for two reasons of course, booty calls, hook ups and for those times when you just can’t get out of the house, hot small dick humiliation and cuckold phone sex!
And we’ll have revivals, going from town to town, having a massive big dick orgy in the revival tent!! Then they would bring the town’s big dicked men to the prominence they so deserve so that they could give the women the orgasms that they need.
But don’t ask me to turn a little cock into a big one. That would take a miracle; I’m just a phone sex Size Queen that fancies herself the Deity of the Church of Big Cock Fetishes.
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