OMG I totally went into the bookstore looking for some new tricks in the sex section and I couldn’t believe it! The whole rack top to bottom from end to end is like all RED and PINK, Dude! LOL You stand far enough back and it’s just this blur! It’s like the bookstore is bleeding. Anyway, I didn’t pick anything out to buy, I just read for free! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
YES I CAN READ. But I like lots of pictures, too. I feel so smart when I look at diagrams of cock and pussy. I don’t know if I could take a test or anything, but I like busting out some anatomy or sex science to the chicks I hang with (OR THE STUCK UP BITCHES THAT SAY THEY’RE GETTING ALL THE DICK BUT WE KNOW THEY AREN’T). Sorry about the caps, Dude. I go to class with some real cunts.
Anyway, I felt kinda embarrassed looking for the right book to choose. When I saw someone there browsing already, I kinda hesitated. But I got an idea! I sat down in one of the fluffy chairs and stared at the dude shopping for a sex manual with this really disapproving look on my face. When he finally noticed me staring, he tried to ignore me, but I wasn’t blinking. Finally, he got embarrassed and walked away! I had the whole rack of red and pink to myself!
I know, you’re thinking I should’ve flashed him or something because this blog is supposed to be hot and sexy. Chillax. Once I got there and comfortable, I noticed some older dude checking me out. Well, good thing I had a skirt on! Like do I wear anything else? I pretended not to notice him and while I was flipping pages I’d stop and put my fingertips underneath the band of my skirt. I couldn’t jill off that way, but I knew it was a killer visual. Then I started looking at him and licking my lips and stuff. He was a GORGEOUS teddy bear of an older man. He was getting really worked up and then OMG his wife or some bitch walked over to him and he was all flustered. I got the hell out of there, not because I thought I’d get caught, but because I knew when he looked up, I’d be gone like a leprechaun! Tease and Denial for the motherfucking win!
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