ha ha ha, hey there cheap phone sex lovers
dude, what is with God’s sense of humor these days? i just had a super funny small penis humiliation phone sex session. chuck came into the chat room and told me that he was a lame ass loser pig. ha ha ha ha, i was super bratty and he loved the name calling.
it get better than that, (i was totally laughing, real laughing not fake giggling), i love it when i find out that a tall handsome guy and with a goatee, ya know he thinks he looks hot with a goatee and then…… :drum roll please::::>> he’s got a lil dick.
c’mon now, really? really? you are 6 ft tall, dark hair, blue eyes (you had to correct me when i called you a fat loser fucker. big deal you arent a fatso, but you are still a loser), and ya really actually laughed at the jokes i made about YOU, yes YOU!
so i told chuck the loser fuck, that he was like a christmas present. ya know, all prettily wrapped, huge gift box, ribbons and bows, ya know the kind of present that just looks like its gonna have a kickass prize inside. and then ya unwrap it, and then you take away all the pretty tissue pretty paper and all that remains inside the box is some crappy crochet’d christmas sweater that yer crafty gramma made. that is the kind of disappointment that girls have when they meet up with a sph loser fuck like you chuck.
and he actually laughed at his own lameness. i love laughing and having a good time with my fetish phone sex callers. give me a call and make me laugh, i love a guy that can make me laugh.
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