Dude! I heard my parents fucking! OMG someone wash my brain out!1111!!! I can’t get it out of my head. They’re not supposed to fuck, they’re supposed to sit in the living room and watch fucking Wheel of Fortune and shit.
That is SO fucking gross. I can’t believe this. They probably thought I wasn’t home, and I wasn’t, since I snuck out to get laid myself. But of course, since I was with some younger dude, he popped like popcorn when I was just getting warmed up. That’s the problem with young guys, they’re microwaves, while most women are crock pots.
He pulls over to this make-out spot, and I know what’s up. We start kissing and he keeps putting my hand on his crotch, and I’m like, dude I’m not freaked out, but if I do this, I know what’s going to happen. I’ve got my cheap phone sex callers who splooge in like, one second flat, so I know what I’m talking about, here. (You are totally not one of those kind of callers right dude? I know, I know but you should call me right now and prove it! Call me and prove you can handle my cute young girl phone sex voice for more than 5 minutes! I challenge you!) But he’s cute, and he’s got a cool car, so I figure maybe this guy will be different.
WRONG. OMFG!! I fish his dick out of his jeans and there’s already some precum going on. I start whispering in his ear like I do during my bratty tease phone sex calls, and he starts shaking! And I’m like WTF this is new. And he tries to get my mouth on his cock, but I’m like, no way dude. I just met you. A hand job is all you get for now!
And it must’ve been my tongue in his ear as I said it that sent him over the edge. Because like, a gallon of splooge went all over his car interior; the steering wheel, the dash, everything. He must’ve been saving up. After that, I was like, dude just take me the fuck home, and he was like, are you going to clean me up, and I was like no, I’m going to get my Old Man to put his dick in me and I don’t want to taste like I’ve been giving head to some college dude.
So he dropped me off back at the house. I am waiting for my Old Man to pick me up right now, and save me from the sounds of my parents getting busy! I’ve got time to take some calls though, so you better call now! I still have some time for some nasty phone sex! I guess my mom and me do have one thing in common, we both prefer OLDER MEN. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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