OMG OMG OMG I met up with my Old Man for a hookup and he took us to fucking Motel 6! OMG OMG OMG He seriously thinks this is appropriate for a cute little 18teen phone sex queen like me. This is like Hookertown, Thursday at 9, on station WWTF!!
He actually made me spell it out for him dude. He was like what, and I’m like I saw a bug, and he’s like so what, and I’m like insects give me vaginal dryness now go kill it and then get me the fuck out of here and into a Marriott!!! They even have free phone calls so I can do my cheap phone sex calls!
I love my Old Man, you guys know that, he fucks me better than anybody my age, but Holy Jeebus, do I look like a two dollar whore? I need to be bouncing out of a nice bathroom, wearing whatever new frilly thing my Old Man bought for me and into a nice hotel room bed, and not some fucking cheap motel lumpy ass mattrass!
I mean, if he’d called me and said Shyann, tonight is two dollar whore night, and made a game of it, I’d be like, yeah dude, just let me get my blue eye-shadow, and we’d fuck in a cheap ass motel room, he’d drop two loads and we’d be MAKING FUN OF PEOPLE WHO DO THIS AND NOT ACTUALLY BEING THOSE PEOPLE.
OMG now I’m laughing. We still had fun, but what a story. It’s like he said let’s go out to eat, and I’ll carry your tray. LOLOLOLOLOL No, dude, you have to take cute teens to places where they bring the food to you!
OK, I’m better now. I am ready for some dirty phone sex, of the anything goes variety. Call me and tell me where you will take me for our illicit affair! If it’s good enough for a cute little young voice teen like me, then I promise you’ll have a good time!
Call 1-888-662-6482 and tell them you want to corrupt Shyann!
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