OMG I just found out my mom is a crotchwatcher! That’s like seven layers of gross, dude! We’re in the car, and she’s driving, and a guy walks in front of our car at the intersection and she’s like, “Hm, that’s a big one,” and I like vomited all over the place. Well ok, no I didn’t, but I wanted to, because knowing that my mom is a size queen is like gross. I don’t want to know anything about her shriveled up genitals, or walk on the beach and talk about douching or any of that stuff.
I don’t consider myself a size queen or a crotchwatcher, but then I started thinking about it. I’ve told you guys in my 18teen phone sex calls that I go to class but I’m usually bored and staring off into space. But it’s true that when sitting in one’s desk, being a cute little school girl phone sex chick on the down low, that when you’re fucking bored by geography and staring off into space, that the professor’s crotch is pretty much right at eye level.
And I do get the occasional teacher student roleplay fantasies in my head, and it all pretty much started from their dick being in my face. So am I a crotchwatcher after all? Does it run in the family? Is it in my genes and shit to check out guy’s dicks? The reason I ask is occasionally I fuck my professors and it’s mainly because after staring at their dick instead of the map of Africa or whatever, I kinda feel obligated. OMG I am not a tease! Unless you’re into the tease and denial thing, dude!
Because if I’ve got the crotchwatching gene then I’m going to have to go to meetings or some shit so that I never turn into a crotchaholic like my mom!
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