During my time in the secretarial pool, I sort of gained the reputation as the girl who would try anything. Not yet a MILF, and only barely understanding the power I had as a sexually energized woman, I would get asked for advice. Best practices, positions, toys, safe sex, the whole thing. It wore your Auntie Bianca out.
So one girl wants to try a gangbang, and honestly, her reach had always been further than her grasp. Promoting herself in name only, thinking she could pull of tasks at work that she didn’t have the skill for, it was painful to watch. And now she confesses to your phone sex auntie that she wants to do a gangbang.
Do you now the organizational nightmare that is a gangbang? They don’t just grow on trees. Those people in porn are getting paid, THAT’S what they’re showing up for. Not the tired circus acts that they’ll be performing on the girl in the center of the circle.
But I am the ultimate sexcratary for all your office phone sex fantasies, and I didn’t want to ignore a challenge. So I got out my Big Black Book.
Enter the Flake Factor. The flake factor is that inevitable lack of working penii in the room despite the fact that you promised sure-thing pussy to about twice the number that actually showed up. Guaranteed sex is an aphrodisiac, being naked in a group of other naked men tends to be a woodkiller. Sad, but true.
You find yourself saying the most ridiculous things on the phone. “No, it’s not gay. Not at all. It’s not even forced bi-sexuality. Yes, you may feel another cock moving back and forth during a double penetration but—hello? Hello?” And so on.
Five men don’t make an orgy, they barley make a gangbang. And when the night came (because all sex happens at night *rolls eyes*) My pagan prayers were answered and I had five cocks in the room, eyeing each other warily.
And she never showed. That’s right. Flake Factor.
And five guys looking at me when I had promised them a cute secretary to fuck.
Look, I had no choice, ok? LOLOLOL IT WASN’T MY FAULT. What else was I supposed to do? No choice, I tell you.
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