I HAVE A NEW OBSESSION< DUDE. NO, it’s not no taboo phone sex, that’s not an obsession that’s a way of life.
I’m TALKING ABOUT KARAOKE!!! W00000000000000000000000000000000TTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!
I personally have murdered the works of Nickelback, Tegan and Sara and inserted profanity into various Disney songs. OMG I ROCK OUT DUDE!
I make sure to wear a short skirt when I’m up there, because they have an actual stage and shit, and the guys who wander from their tables to the edge of the stage all know that they may get a glimpse of my pretty pussy. OMG I AM NOT A SLUT SOMETIMES I WEAR PANTIES.
And I know they think I’m easy, but really, outside of blowing one guy in a walk-in freezer I haven’t actually had sex there. I’m too busy being a superstar!! All that young voice phone sex really helps when I’m making fun of teeny bop pop songs.
You should join me, dude! Tell you what, when we’re done with our anything goes phone sex, ask me to sing you a song! I promise you’ll like it!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Call 1-888-662-6482 and tell them you want to corrupt Shyann!
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