If I hear my parents fucking one more time, I’m going to become a nun. The hottest fucking nun you’ve ever seen, of course, but still. Nun.
My shoulders just bunch up when I think about it, dude. Mom was screaming like I do during my coed phone sex calls. You guys know the sound. I’d just hate to think that I’m going to turn into my mother one day, and only get laid on Fridays and for 15 minutes at that.
I even heard the bed creaking dude! You know what that means? It means my dad was giving it to her. EEWWW FUCKING GROSS. I’ve broken a bed in my time, but I’m hot and young and I’m supposed to fuck. They’re supposed to just stay dressed and watch Wheel of Fortune.
But I’m liking the nun thing. If you’re married to god, then you know he’s got to be a great lay, right? I know, let’s do some fetish phone sex, and I’ll role play a nun, and you can be the student whose knuckles I have to rap with my ruler. And then we’ll use the ruler to see how much of a growing boy you are… LOLOLOLOL
Anything to scrub my ears clean of the horrible sounds of my parents doing it!!!! HALP!!!!
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