Can you believe I made it though that entire wedding and reception without getting laid?
Sometimes the goth phone sex mommy amazes even herself. I managed to successfully avoid a post-wedding hookup four times, from drunken individuals (Tipsy? Yes. Whisky dick? No, thank you). And I think encouraged a handful of young hopefuls into some carnal delights of their own.
What better place to play matchmaker than at a wedding?
I can spot them a mile away. I see a young thin blonde girl who I KNOW needs to be fucked roughly, slapped around, and basically made someone’s bitch, so I put that thought into the ear of a young hopeful man. Walking by their hotel room later, I hear the delicious sounds of flesh hitting flesh and much agreement on her part.
And the slightly plump man who obviously needed to be bent over and made someone’s bitch? LOL, you guessed it, drop an idea into the noggin of a butch dyke with a mad on for the male race, and everybody gets what they want. Or so I heard from the other side of my own hotel room. Strap on or forced bi-sexuality? I couldn’t tell from the noise.
And the goth kids. Hair so emo it cuts itself. I see myself in her, and many boys I fooled around with as a kid in him. Now a goth phone sex mommy due to my maturity, I sit with them and tell them how it used to be in my day, when Anne Rice still wrote worth a damn. I suggested her as the cattle and him as the vampire, and while they never called me for vampire phone sex, I bet he fed quite well that evening.
Let’s see, who else? I was a MILF cupid on a roll. Oh yes! It doesn’t get much more taboo than family play, does it? Let’s just say that “kissing cousins” was more than just an expression that night.
*SIGH* But none for your Mommy Bianca. Won’t someone please take pity on me and alleviate this inadvertent dry spell? I’m not quite up to scrolling through the blackberry and making breakfast in the morning for someone. If you’re down for some fetish phone sex, I’m down for some mutual masturbation while we talk through it. Mommy needs to take the edge off after orchestrating all that coital bliss… LOL
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