I would like to take time out of promoting my college girl phone sex calls, to talk about the evils of sex tourism. Yes, sex tourism. It’s a terrible thing and shit. I mean have you seen how expensive it is???
I mean dude, if I wanted to fuck an Asian chick I’d feel up that Hooters girl I know. But if I want to see ping pong balls coming out of her hoohoo then I gotta plunk down a chunk of change to even get there.
It’s not fair. Sexual adventures should be regulated or taxed or something. Anything that would bring down the price, because as it stands, I’d have to do barely legal phone sex until I was 187 years old to afford to go to where they can teach me the ping pong trick.
IT IS NOT ON THE INTERNET I HAVE LOOKED THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
And besides, my Old Man wants to go, and according to him we can get a dozen whores for like, 3 bucks with the exchange rate. Guess I’ll have to just do my no limits phone sex and dream….
Where around the world would you take me? I promise to wear exactly what you tell me to, and be a good little young voice phone sex girl! Call me and tell me!!
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