People keep looking at me like I’m an airhead. I AM NOT AN AIRHEAD. I know exactly what I’m doing most of the time.
Like when my car broke down and I needed a ride. I gotta get across town, dude! I gotta get home so I can do my awesome ageplay phone sex calls! There’s horny men all over the world that need to hear my hot in some young voiceyoung voice phone sex. So what’s a hot chick like me supposed to do???
This truck pulls over and I’m like, dudes let me in, I gotta get home, and they’re all well you gotta sit in the middle and ski. And I’m like what’s skiing? WTF? Winter’s DONE, dude. And they’re like, we’ll show you.
So I get in the truck for my ride, and I’m totally not gonna tell them about my ageplay phone sex and stuff, and then out come TWO DICKS! And I’m like, OMG, and they’re like, you gotta ski bitch, and all of a sudden, I get it.
Two simultaneous handjobs is skiing, dude!!! I totally skied my way home! It was awesome!! Now if one of you dudes would drive me back to my car, I’ll totally give you some free ageplay phone sex. Honest! LOLOLOLOL
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