Oh, boy. They warned me you were sort of penile-challenged, but this is worse than I thought it’d be. Good Lord, were you in an accident or something? I’m pretty sure this coed phone sex girl has never even seen a pinkie finger that small, much less a grown man’s cock!
I’m not really sure what you expect me to do with it, either. I’m not going to play with it, that’s for sure! I’m not entirely sure I want to see you play with it, either. Well, not unless you’re playing with it while I’m laughing at you. Watching you jack off to small penis humiliation is acceptable, I guess.
God, what a freak. Who the hell gets off on being laughed at, anyway? A humiliation slut, obviously. Geez. Have some pride, dude. *This* is why women won’t fuck you.
Well, that and the fact that your cock makes you look like you were in a tragic accident involving a weed whacker. Ugh.
I hope you like SPH, but if not, too bad. That’s all you’re getting from me either way. If I feel generous, I might even let you cum. But then again, I might not.
I am the reigning tease and denial Queen, after all.
If you want someone to tell you the truth about your useless fucking dick, then call me. I won’t sugarcoat it. All you have to do is call me for some live phone sex with Rory.
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