OK, now I’m dick drunk. No limits phone sex callers may not know this, but dick drunk is what you are when you’re drunk from dick. It happens.
When you complain loudly enough that you’re not getting any cock, and haven’t for ages, suddenly this forest of dicks start advancing on you like you’re Macbeth or somebody. Srsly.
I sent out the word that I needed dick, STAT. And suddenly my secret phone line (that doesn’t connect to cheap phone sex) blew up and I had cocks on command. So I scheduled them pretty much one after the other. I got tossed around, tossed some salads, got seriously fucked and covered in spunk. Now I’m one-thumbing this blog because I can’t actually move anymore. I think the last guy might have taken a $20 out of my wallet while I was semi-conscious.
So if you want some anything goes phone sex, that’s about all I can handle at the moment, and if I sound really relaxed, then you fuckers know what being dick drunk sounds like.
Call 1-888-662-6482 and tell them you want to corrupt Shyann!
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