The other day this dude showed up at my dungeon looking for a little tease and denial with his domination play. He took his pants down, then stepped out of his underwear, and, baby – my jaw dropped!! No, it wasn’t so huge that I was impressed. It was so small it almost didn’t exist! It wasn’t a cock! It looked like a shriveled balloon! I started to laugh so hard, and I said to him, “Baby, what the fuck you gonna do with that little sardine? Can you even work up a good stroking rhythm on that teeny little thing?” My laughter was deep, from the gut – I just couldn’t help myself but give this dude some serious small cock humiliation phone sex, and I guess he’s heard it before because wouldn’t you know it? His puny little pecker grew just a little, and stood up at attention. And, yeah baby – you guessed it – but my laughter just got louder when I saw how pathetic that thing was when it was hard.
You know, you kind of hope that a dick is gonna really grow. Some of them do, and you’re like “dang – where the fuck did that come from?” But no – this little pimple didn’t grow into a cock. Fuck – he just had to stand in front of the mirror and the mirror would laugh and give him the small cock humiliation he apparently needs to get turned on. I think that was his plan all along, but he was too embarrassed to tell me. He just wanted to surprise me with how small his package is, like a little button to press to get your appliances to turn on – it’s so cute and worthy of no other attention than the small cock humiliation phone sex it deserves.
Because, after all baby, Queen Naomi can always use a good belly laugh! So dial 1 888 662 6482 and beg for Queen Naomi for some nasty small cock humiliation phone sex for that little wee wee!
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