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But that’s only after you’ve been on your knees a while getting me lady cock all pretty slathered and lubed up with your lovely bitch lips and eager slut tongue innit? You’ll gobble me rubber meatstick all the way down that hungry throat of yourn until it well on makes you a blubbering teary-faced mess luv with drool dribbling down your chin and chest and you’ll bloody adore it won’t you you fucking fairy? Then when I’ve got your ankles up over me shoulders and two fistsuls of ass while I pump you full of my bonkers bloody big strap on phone sex toy you’ll be thanking me for making sure you got it so fucking wet first luv.
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