Have you always wondered what it would be like to be fucked in the ass by a big fat dick, but you just haven’t ever had the courage to go out and actually do it? Well, I have some good news for you. It’s not quite the same thing, but I have a nice big thick strap on with your name all over it. You can call me for strap on phone sex and I’ll make sure you have a really good time.
I wonder… have you ever even had anything bigger than your fingers in your asshole? Don’t even try to pretend like you haven’t put a finger or two in there. I know you have. Every guy has, even if it’s just to try it. If you’re a semi-newbie, I’ll take it a little bit easy on you at first. As much as I love fucking a guy hard with my strap on, it’s no fun to fuck a crybaby wimp who keeps telling me to stop because it hurts. Well, I guess sometimes I get in moods where I don’t care how much it hurts. I will just keep going until I’m satisfied that you’ve been fucked properly.