Fuck Ya! Its Friday and its time to break into some fun stuff like humiliation phone sex cause really nothing is more fun, for this bratty princess, than laughing at you small dick losers. Ya I know truth hurts and well I am not someone who cares about your feelings so get over it.
Its gonna be one of those days where I dont even care what your name is. Just go ahead say hello and tell me the deets on your dick. Size and I was gonna ask the last time you got some but we both know ya aint got any pussy this millennium. Yup boo hoo with some other phone girl sure there are some mature bitches who will care about your feelings and give your micro peen a sympathy fuck. All while saying dont worry baby its the motion of the ocean …
Ya I cant even type that fucking line out with a straight face. Please tell me that shit doesnt work on your fuckers? Probably does you idiots fall for anything. *eye roll*
So consider this your fair warning I am not the bitch you call if you want sympathy phone sex I am the princess you call when you want straight up humiliation phone sex. No false advertising here.
Anyways gonna go grab my iced coffee and ditch my jean shorts for something more comfortable to laugh in. Ya I know you wanna know but ha. Like I am gonna tell you small dick losers.
1-888-662-6482 just ask for Bree