MILF Strap-on Phone Sex

The alternative phone sex mommy went out packing last night.  So if you gave me a hug and felt something bulging below my waist that wasn’t yours, now you know.

I have a strap on that’s perfect for packing some meat under some jeans or pants.  It took some practice, finding the right one (you don’t want to look obvious), and walking took some adjustment as well.  Men are born constantly wrestling with that thing between your legs (I knew one man who would wrestle with his for a couple of hours LOL) but women are not used to it.  But I got the hang of it eventually.

Actually, every time a woman first wears a strap on for sexual purposes, the first thing you think is the damn thing is two low and that you’ll never be able to accomplish anything with it.  It takes practice, and men who fuck well should be applauded for their physicality with blowjobs or at least some taboo phone sex.

But this goth phone sex girl was on the prowl last night.  Mommy Bianca was hungry for some ass, and to my quaint surprise I found TWO!  Two round supple asses that were hungry for what Mommy Bianca was packing, and like good boys, they took every bit of it.

Bu they were two hours apart.  I would’ve liked them together, but they said that would be gay.  LOL

Call 1-888-662-6482 and tell them you want to try to satisfy Bianca

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Alternative Phone Sex Mommy

I’m about to kick one to the curb.  That’s right, you heard it here first.  I don’t think I’ve blogged about a failure of mine, but I rarely misjudge character, especially in young men.

Most of you know that as a MILF, I’ve dedicated my life to training young men how to be MEN, the kind of men women need them to be.  They can make their mistakes with me where it’s safe, and then I slap them on the ass and send them out in the world knowing how to treat women properly, how to fuck, and basically how to live.  (In my spare time, I’m your alternative phone sex mommy.)

But I’ve got the first one that just won’t listen.  No role-plays, no guided masturbation and no forced intoxication will get this one to straighten up and fly right.  He argues every suggestion I’ve made, won’t listen to my experience talking, and thinks he knows everything.  This carries over in bed, as well.

We’ve only been intimate twice, but his “classes” have been more numerous.  I think he thought I was a hot MILF he could use his razzle dazzle on, and I’m sure a lot of women my age love his attention, but let’s be honest here.  This is Mommy Bianca we’re talking about here.

I lost my virginity before he was born, and I’ll be fucking like a teenager when I’m 90.  He’s done.  I just txted him to say so.

And oh look, now he’s blowing up my phone.  I believe now would be the time for some MILF phone sex.  Hours of it.  LOL

Call 1-888-662-6482 and tell them you want to try to satisfy Bianca

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BBC Phone Sex

 

So we’ve got one of those places where the chicks jump up on the tables and dance and shit.  None of them wear any skirts so you can’t get a panty boy thing going on, nor do they even look excited, which makes me think that there’s probably not any big black dick in their lives.

So anyway, I try to liven things up and jump up on the table.  All of a sudden, these guys are all over me, and not in a good, big black cock way.  They’re freaking out, and waving at me, and I’m like, get some cheap phone sex to calm yourselves the fuck down, guys.

Then the top comes off.  And then the cheering, and the dollar bills.  And I’m thinking a little more of this and I won’t have to do interracial phone sex anymore!  THEN, all these black guys came out and whipped out their big black dicks and started jerking them all to my dance!!  It was so fucking hot, and I’m trying to figure out a way to get all this big cock to come home with me, when they all start jizzing all over the place, and good little cum guzzler that I am, I get every singe drop.

Ok, that last part didn’t happen.  But as I was escorted out, I thought, oh well, I’ll fuck my man when I get home and then have some cheap phone sex.  So here I am.  LOL Feel free to call, I’m not doing anything esle with my evening!

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Young Voice Phone Sex

You know you can’t resist this cute young body, how did you ever think you could resist this young cute voice??  Dude, young voice phone sex is your only way out, and you know I’ll be good to your dick.  It’s like my barely legal phone sex goes into your ear, but we both know it’s headed straight to your cock.  So for cheap phone sex with the cutest teen around, you’ve got to jump in telephonic bed with ME, dude!

It’s so obvious it should be like a math rule or some shit.  Hard dick?  I know what to say to it so make it bounce, ooze and eventually spray all over the place.  Just don’t send me the fucking dry cleaning bill dude, it’s not my fault that my young voice phone sex is so fucking EXPLOSIVE!! LOLOLOLOLOL

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I want you fuckers to prove you love me, that you’re truly dedicated to adoring your Goddess Felicity 🙂

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FREE BULL RIDES!

So I ask the guy at the door, “Are you Bull?”  LOL

Let me back up.  I took a break from being the alternative phone sex mommy and hung out with the girls last night, but to my dismay, it was a country bar.  Not my first choice.  Of course, I’m the goth phone sex mommy too, so I doubt they would’ve ever stepped foot into MY club.  Anyway, I was a trooper and bit the bullet and went along.

Fun, but not my scene.  There are some specific country songs I like for the lyrics I guess, but that’s about it.  But when I see a sign that says FREEBULL RIDES, of course I’m going to ask the huge guy at the door that.  What?  I have to keep myself amused!  OI could take fetish phone sex calls in front of the girls; they have no idea about that stuff.

At least he laughed.  He looked cute, a little young, but I don’t mind that.  It’d be nice to have a young guy that I didn’t have to train, so many of them just don’t know what to do.  But this young gentleman had enlightenment in the back of his eyes.  That might have been fun.

I say that because we didn’t stay too long.  Two vodka and red bulls later and I was on the bull grinding slow on its slowest setting.  Told you I was a MILF!  I have to live up to expectations! LOLOLOLOL  They pulled me off before my top came off, so it was all good.  Good thing Urban Cowboy is about 30 years ago now…

Call 1-888-662-6482 and tell them you want to try to satisfy Bianca

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Hypnosis Phone Sex

When someone reads my blogs, I get more questions about erotic hypnosis than anything else.  People want to know what it is, how it’s done, can it be done to them?  Really, it’s just what it sounds like 😉  My hypnotic phone sex voice relaxes you and puts you under, opening your subconscious to me and letting me in.  But from there?  The possibilities are really endless!  I’ve had callers want me to place hypnotic triggers, use hypnosis to lose control and experience financial domination, or they just want to have the most realistic live phone sex experience they can have.  And if you are asking if it can be done?  Yes, it can 😉  If you’re asking, you already qualify, ha.

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Small Penis Humiliation Phone Sex

So some of my friends know that I do cheap phone sex, and there’s a certain type of caller that doesn’t want me to actually do anything, but does want to jerk off with me on the phone while I’m out and about during my day.

Some guys have an ignore fetish where they want you to treat them like they’re beneath you and you’re ignoring them.  Others have the voyeur fetish where they’re doing something naughty while spying on you during your day.  It was one of those that happened with drinks with the girls.

So I don’t know if the guy was mortified or turned on when I got bored with his breathing and moaning and started passing the phone around.  The girls all laughed at him, real small penis humiliation, told him they preferred big cock, you know the deal.  He shot his wad before the phone ever made it back to me.

Problem was, I don’t know if he liked it or not, and I hate to lose a regular!  So darlin’, you know who you are, call me back and let me know you’re ok.  LOL  And if you find you like small penis humiliation, then I think we have something brand new to talk about!

Call 1-888-662-6482 and tell the sweetie that answers that you want to talk to Quinn!

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Mommy Phone Sex

When I say I’m your phone sex mommy poppet, I mean it.  So if you want some adult baby play, I’m the one you need.  I’ll coo over you and change your diaper (diaper play is my specialty) and marvel at what a big, big boy you’re turning into.

Family play is on the table, dears.  I know what you need, and you need it in a safe comforting environment, and that’s what the alternative phone sex mommy is here for:  to give you the phone sex role playing that the other girls won’t or can’t do.

This is beyond taboo phone sex.  I’m the real fucking deal.  But you’re going to have to call me to find out for sure.  Your goth phone sex mommy is waiting, baby.  And when I say baby… I mean it.

Call 1-888-662-6482 and tell them you want to try to satisfy Bianca

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Forced Intoxication Phone Sex

Forced intoxication is a fetish of my own, and I’m happy to say I’ve found some fetish phone sex callers who enjoy it too.  Boys are fun to play with, but I actually prefer the company of MEN.  And I can always tell a man by how he handles a liquor bottle.

Knowing how to open a bottle of wine or champagne just gets my juices flowing.  Especially if he knows his liquor glasses and what goes in what glass.

It’s a level of sophistication that lacks in the youth of today.  I believe in it enough that I train my poppets in being familiar with the top shelf brands and how to manipulate them.

And as far as forced intoxication goes?  Just tipsy enough to get stupid in bed.  Laughing in bed in a dying art and I’ve only met a precious few men who can do it sober.  But get a man a sheet or two to the wind and doing the most simple thing nature intended you to do becomes a wonderfully complex task.

So welcome to Auntie Bianca’s bar.  Let me loosen your tie while you pour….

Call 1-888-662-6482 and tell them you want to try to satisfy Bianca

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